Manager demands new hire employee write shorter reports, employee complies: 'He came to my desk. In person. To discuss the report'

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    My manager told me to write shorter reports. So I did.

    For context: I work in logistics coordination. Every week I submit a report summarizing what happened with our shipments, delays, carrier issues, that kind of thing. My reports were usually around a page, maybe a page and a half. Detailed, clear, everything you needed to know.
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    Three weeks into my new job my manager pulled me aside and said, and I quote: "your reports are good but they're too long, cut out the fluff, nobody has time to read all that." Okay. Fine. No fluff.
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    The next week I submitted this: "Week 34: All shipments delivered. Two delays resolved. One carrier changed. No outstanding issues."
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    That's it. That was the report. Every single thing in it was accurate. Nothing was missing in terms of facts. Were there nuances? Sure. Did the delayed shipment involve a fairly heated call with a vendor that probably needed documenting? Technically yes. But he said no fluff, and vendor drama felt like fluff to me.
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    He responded within four minutes asking me to "elaborate a little." So I added the word "successfully" before "resolved." "Week 34: All shipments delivered. Two delays successfully resolved. One carrier changed. No outstanding issues."
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    He came to my desk. In person. To discuss the report. We talked for twenty minutes. I took notes. The notes were longer than any report I had ever written. I now submit the same one- page reports as before. He hasn't mentioned the length since. I elaborated on nothing else and he did not ask me to.
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    ogregreenteam I once had a manager tell me to save time and write shorter emails. I told her to show me where there's any fluff in my emails, I'm an electronics engineer - I'll show her what'll get broken if I leave out anything she suggests. So later when she drafted my performance review to say I don't tolerate fools... I asked her to give me an example of one...
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    NightMgr As a security guard, I would write "all secure." I was told that was too little. So I cataloged every door checked and every hall walked. I'd confirm the fire extinguishers were there and had a chrage, the smoke detectors were unobscured, the alarm panel status.
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    This was fine except I did include issues. So, when we had a fire inspection and there were extinguishers without a charge and it made the company look bad, my "manager" had to admit he was not reading any of the reports. The fact those were empty had been a daily item for months.
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    Shepsonj I had a boss who consistently came back to me about memos I had written to him. (Note: pre- email, hand written memos; yes, I'm that old). There was always some detail I hadn't included. It began to irk me that he always found something missing, even if
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    wasn't pertinent to the request. So the next time I needed something, I composed an extremely lengthy memo. It included absolutely everything related to the subject, plus some other not so pertinent facts, just in case. It should have been
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    in hard cover. If he had been smarter, he would have picked up on the sarcasm, but there was no way he was going to find anything missing this time! And yet, he turned up at my desk with my memo in hand. I thought, what could he possibly find missing?
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    He said, "I got your memo. Thanks. I don't understand what you want." My request was lost in the forest of details. I didn't change my memo writing habits but he stopped coming back to me. I guess I had spoiled his fun. Idiot.
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    Arev_Eola Reports resolved. No. outstanding issues.
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    kindquail502 A newspaper reporter was repremainded for his lengthy reports. His next assignment was about a death at a skyscraper. His story went: Man looked up elevator shaft to see if the elevator was coming down. It was. Funeral tomorrow

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